once when i was little, i claimed it was a teacher’s work day so i wouldn’t have to go to school and mom’s not an idiot so of course it didn’t work, but when we got to the school, we found it was a teacher’s work day and that made me think i had super powers so i started trying to kill classmates with my mind to confirm the theory
You thought you had super powers so you immediately attempted to murder everyone
go big or go home
this baby is gonna have one hell of a story to tell when he’s older
Johnny Depp photographed by Bruce Weber for Interview magazine
How did they (Disney) deal with your performance?
They were most definitely upset.
But you must have been confident then that you were doing it right.
Oh I did. I mean, I didn’t do anything differently.
Johnny Depp on how Captain Jack Sparrow almost never was.
A swarm of anchovies
the smelly smell that smells…smelly.
All I can think of is in the second one Tom said he had a rope tied to his leg. He told the crew to pull it during his speech so it would look like he was grabbed. He didn’t know when it was happening so he wouldn’t anticipate it and well there you go - standing delivering a speech on how grand he is and - WHOOP there he goes….