“cool jeans,” i tell a cute boy
little did he know that i actually talking about his genes because those chromosomes have combined beautifully ay papi
(Source: zooeyclairedeschanel, via vousetmoiasix)
you know when you listen to a song a whole bunch of times and there is that one line that you never understand and then one day heaven above opens and shines the light and you finally know the words and it’s like an epiphany
(via justcallmegin)
(whispers) dwarves are lame pass it on
(screams) elves are lame pass it on
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♥ 17098
→ 19 May 13 at 11 am
→ 19 May 13 at 11 am
omg
this is better than perfect
cosplay win
(Source: insidelaurensworld, via preggosaur)
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→ 19 May 13 at 11 am
→ 19 May 13 at 11 am
GOD HE LOOKS SO POLITE
- “oh is this for me? really? are you sure?”
- “well okay if you insist. i hope i’m not taking too big of bites i know some people think that’s not gentlemanly”
- “oh this is really delicious, thank you so much i mean it”
- “mmm let me just savor the taste for a bit, mmmm oh yes thanks again for that”
- “yes that is very tasty. oh no you don’t have to give me anymore you’ve done so much already i couldn’t possibly accept so much kindness and generosity, you are an angel”
(Source: empirestatebuilding, via preggosaur)
