February 2012
Computer
Hey guys. My computer has broken so I don’t know when I will be able to get back on here.
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the-absolute-funniest-posts:
Fan: Hey, do you mind if I go in first to get in the theater? I just love Harry Potter! Me: Fan: Me: Fan: Hello? Well I know you’ve been here longer in line, but I read this book like months ago so I’ve been waiting longer than you probably. So I guess I’ll just- Me: I’VE DONE MY WAITING. Fan: Wha- Me: -TWELVE YEARS OF IT. Fan: But it hasn’t even been ou- Me: IN...
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Why in the world would I want to call my...
Mom wants me to call her. HELL NO. I hate talking the phone in the first place. Why would I want to call someone who I know is just going to bitch about everythingI did “wrong” in the last five years?
She makes my life a living hell simply because I refuse to be her image of a granddaughter. Nothing I ever do in her eyes is right. She has hounded me my entire life to get into a...
“Grammar is the difference between knowing your shit and knowing you’re shit.”
– My flammable roommate’s fabulous writing professor (via commodore-sparklebutt
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Harry Potter gets a million acceptance letters... →
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