Mom wants me to call her. HELL NO. I hate talking the phone in the first place. Why would I want to call someone who I know is just going to bitch about everythingI did “wrong” in the last five years? 

She makes my life a living hell simply because I refuse to be her image of a granddaughter. Nothing I ever do in her eyes is right. She has hounded me my entire life to get into a four-year college and now that I am accepted to a university she wants me to go to a technical school.

She hates everybody except her side of the family, which most of the people I have met act exactly like her. She refuses to let my Papa have any privacy or even talk about his side of the family. God forbid he has an opinion! Ohh and don’t even get me started on what she thinks about my Dad or his family!

No mom bribery isn’t going to work. If you don’t want me to print out stuff so I can pass my college class then fine. It’s not my fault the fucking printers at the school don’t work and no one will fix them.”Don’t put papers in tray two!” That’s not what is making your printer fuck up! It’s the fact that you buy them from a shitty company that doesn’t give a rat’s ass about what happens as long as they have your money!